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Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.
"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"
by kelloggs h November 5, 2017
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alley grease

Alley Grease. Usually the bums & the derelicts that are behind buildings loitering in and around dumpsters… And are usually found in larger cities.
At the end of my work shift I went out to dump the garbage… And to my surprise, there was more alley grease than normal on this evening
by spukspuk February 17, 2022
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alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.
GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."
by mainecoone November 5, 2012
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alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013
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Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018
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Undertakers' Alley

Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley
Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.

Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020
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back alley meeting

A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.
Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.
by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022
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