massive penis

krool does not have it nigga

you do not have a massive penis nigger

by dommymommynigger October 19, 2022

massive one foot fighter

the thing i use to destroy ur mom 👵🏻

person 1: hey man have you heard what happened to timothy’s mom?
person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

Massive woopsie

Being made a Prince because no one wants to be a queen and your not good enough to be a king.

Tyler your a massive woopsie

by Cmb2001 ytk January 9, 2022

massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.

"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants

by Mathieu's cock May 16, 2022

beyond massive pp

I have tiny pp if I read dis

u don't have beyond massive pp

by TTV Michael Bryant May 17, 2022

massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"

When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.

by lucas_knows May 27, 2022

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022