dingle weed

Marijuana or pot that is stored in the body and then smoked at a later date

This dingle weed tastes a little funny but man is it good shit

by mbednarchuk March 23, 2010

Dingle-dork

Something your supervisor says to show that he definitely doesn't LARP or live in his mom's basement

I just don't like dingle-dorking around and not get paid for it.

by HRbizness June 9, 2018

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 1, 2004

Dingle Fairy

Airbourne poo particles, once attached to ones anal pubes, resulting from an over hauling blow.

dude check out this glorious dingle berr...(*FART*)...i mean dingle fairy. Oh and by the way he landed on your leg.

by Twinkle Choad January 31, 2012

Dingle Doodoo

Considerably larger than it's counterpart, the 'Dingle Berry', the Dingle Doodoo is a turd that refuses to drop into the toilet and would rather stay in your asshole. Quite often this unusual phenomenon is caused the drinking too much coffee. Treatment for this condition generally does not require any invasive procedures such as surgery. It can usually be extracted by using and entire roll of toilet paper, flushing five times, and taking a hot shower while using generous amounts of antibacterial soap to the rectal region.

"I'm sorry I'm two hours late for work but I had to extract a Dingle Doodoo."

by John The Kook April 28, 2010

dingle weed

Defined by Michael Bentine in the 1960s as a crop that is grown and, while young, is covered with a special cover to protect it from the harmful ultra-violet rays of the sun. It is harvested, threshed, thrubbed and washed and then carefully woven into a cover like material that is used to protect the young dingle weed from the harmful ultraviolet rays of the sun.

The dingle weed is woven into the cover that protects the young dingle weed from the sun.

by Peter Fynn January 20, 2009

tingle dingle

when you are horny and have that tingly feeling between your legs.

"are you ok? you have been looking at her ass for a while"
"I'm fine, she's just giving me that tingle dingle feeling"

"same"

by say hello to my little friends July 4, 2017