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Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.
“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”
by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021
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codys dildo

the weakest dildo a girl can use... very small and batteries dont last long... 2cm long 1cm around
i was forced to use codys dildo last night... it SUCKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by iamcody November 22, 2011
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Silver Dildo

1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.
1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.
by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016
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Dildo Drone

A gadget which consists of two items. One being a dildo, the other being a drone (pretty self explanatory). The dildo drone can be used for many activities such as a masturbation.
Did you see my new dildo drone that just arrived its very cool
by asusmonor June 20, 2020
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Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.
I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.
by MineMixer May 16, 2015
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digi dildo

The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.
Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!

Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?
by The One And Only!! February 23, 2008
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star dildo

A star dildo is a life-size replica of a porn star's penis. Cast in a mixture and hand painted by the manufacturers.
"Girl last night when we used that star dildo it felt like I was being fucked by a porn star"
by Giantrobotgrunt July 10, 2016
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