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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 21, 2023
mugGet the Trouser Polishermug.

Bagdad Trousers

Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.
The man with the AK47 was wearing Bagdad Trousers.
by maudibe July 8, 2016
mugGet the Bagdad Trousersmug.

Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018
mugGet the Trouser Stoutmug.

trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021
mugGet the trouser troutmug.

trousered

When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on
Simon got trousered whilst playing foosball against Nick
by digitaloop May 17, 2018
mugGet the trouseredmug.

running trousers

the greatest piece of garment to ever exist "run fast worlds most"-unknown
guy 1are those leggings or running trousers
guy 2 you fucking idiot those are running trousers real runners dont wear leggings
by qazwsxedcrfvtg November 1, 2023
mugGet the running trousersmug.

Trouser Snake

Another word (or phrase) used to describe one's penis bulge when seen by another person
insert name: Hey Jake! Did you see Evan's Trouser Snake?
Jake: Yeah, I'm surprised no one else saw
by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018
mugGet the Trouser Snakemug.

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