fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

by neodevon555 February 20, 2011

I me be a melon!

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005

Cash ya melon

means shoot ya head (Also cash your melon)

Dat nigga a Cash ya melon fast.

by Allahatopia November 25, 2018

Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012

Eat some melons

In the 2002 film, Ana Faris offers to spend time with Angela Bettis after Bettis compliments Faris's neck. This was a hint to Bettis's character that simultaneous lesbian oral sex was an option for their time together. It's a simple reference to standard sexual position sixty nine.

Hey Clarissa, would you like to come back to my apartment after this female-only wine tasting and eat some melons?

by Jakeyjakers April 29, 2020

split a niggas melon

To blow a niggas brains out

Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it

by Jp Garcia April 3, 2017

wanting a melon dip

When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.

Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip

by periodwithtrans April 4, 2023