Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.

I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

fire lock

As in, "to be under fire lock." A word used to describe a person who is experiencing the momentary stun one feels at the first blare of a fire alarm.

Seriously, how are you supposed to act calm in an emergency when you seize up and start bleeding from your ears?

*Someone blows out a match in the storeroom, fire alarm sounds*

"Holy shit! I think Jim's heart just stopped!"

*covering ears* "Nah bro, that fuckin' fire alarm just put him under fire lock."

by Gran Torino April 22, 2011

muff-lock

The act of two females (preferably lipstick lesbians) engaging in each other's bodies in a sort of a locking fashion by connecting one's mouth to the other's snatch and vice versa.

Dude 1: I was surfing some online porn the other day and came across a mean muff-lock.

Dude 2: Nice! Were they hot?

Dude 1: Of course, any chic playing in the box is hot!

by Beauhemian November 6, 2008

pop and lock

Technically TWO different styles of dance and therefore not a word, though both are considered funk styles. See first definition, it is the most accurate. Neither popping or locking are part of b-boying (breakdancing).

"Did you see her pop and lock?" "That was locking you idiot!"

by Spugy February 18, 2008

Caps Lock

Used during messaging for realeasing the "Fucking rage". Mainly used for enlarging the letters to look as though screaming at a person.

"I'm going to use the fuckin CAPS LOCK on your ass!!!"

by steven frey May 2, 2008

lock of love

a small strand of hair (cut from your head) tied with a ribbon or braided into a ring to symbolize love and a very important relationship it kind of like the pre-promise ring

she gave him a lock of love to profess her love and loyalty to him

by Remmy April 14, 2006