jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)

why is jason here, ickkkk

by jg1978 August 20, 2017

Jason

man with cute dad and thic dog

damn that boy looks like jason

by Milo lungen October 16, 2018

Jason

A guy who frowns when he smiles.

Oh hey its jason, is he smiling or frowing?

by WackyWavyArmGuy December 14, 2018

Jason

He is nice most of the time. He will call you an idiot and a loser but you just do it back!!

Jason is #veryannoying

by Jit Jat December 31, 2018

Jason

An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name

Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*

by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

Jason

This is the type of person you find laying in the alleyway. His dad left him at a gas station 12-13 years ago. He is gay. His dad came back to him just to spank him when he was ten, then left, after telling him he is adopted.

Jason is gay.

by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019