smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

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Frisbee Jerk

At orgasm, you jerk your hand like a Frisbee, sending cum all over everything in its fuckin radius.

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Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair

Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.

by Moistio2 October 14, 2017

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When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

by RunnerBoy April 11, 2016

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Auto esphyxiation

The rock star choke jerked in his hotel suite . He was found the next day dead.

by Too chaos September 29, 2017

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When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.

I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit

by Longford Lover no#1 October 03, 2023

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The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 07, 2016

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