Jared Gavin

A total dick

Over reacts

and is always wrong but doesnt admit it.

Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.

by pr4 dude November 06, 2013

hot Jared

When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.

I had to hot Jared my coworker because he didn’t do his TCP reports.

by Frumpee September 04, 2022

jared schmeck

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.

by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021

jared kleinman

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.

“jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!

by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021

jared wong

eh hes fine.. good at solitaire :/

eh jared wong fine

by glassrook January 11, 2018

Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"

by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023

Jared duce

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit

There’s that jared duce prick again

by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018