reality denialist

Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience

Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!

"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."

"oh look, a reality denialist."

by phillydrifter August 10, 2012

Final Denial

An event found in the beginning of December and May in which students do a year's laundry, take 3 day long naps, dust their entire apartment, work out, clean their bathroom, take their dog for a walk, wash their car, and do anything else besides acknowledging they have finals.

"Hey Loren!! I thought you said you had a final tomorrow. . .shouldn't you be home studying?"

"Nope!! I went bowling earlier and plan to go the bar after this dinner."

"Looks like final denial to me!"

by orangepower December 8, 2012

Holiday-denial

1. The surprise/ shock of an upcoming holiday, and denying it being that holiday, because it "snuck up on you"
2. The feeling of remorse you get after a certain holiday is over, meaning you will have to wait another year for it to come again
3. The out right inability to accept a holiday being over, shown by continuing to celebrate long after it is necessary
4. Refusing to celebrate a holiday

"I can't believe it's Christmas already! Last time I looked it was October... Is it really tomorrow? I must be in holiday-denial. "

Becky: "So there goes another Valentines day... Without a date... I really thought something special would happen... Maybe next year"
Cindy: "you have total holiday-denial."

"Those guys are still doing fireworks? It's like 2 am!!"
"it's holiday-denial my friend. They can't accept that it's over."

Jim the douche: "Yeah I'm a vegan so I choose to give thanks by not killing a turkey for this day"
Rick: *whispers* "holiday-denial"

by Itsqaffletime August 2, 2013

love denial

When you push away the feeling of love no matter how strong the feeling is. Mainly because you're afraid you won't be loved back.
Negative past experiences with love can also make you enter love denial; you are scared those past experiences will repeat.

Person 1: Why don't you make a move? Maybe it will work out. You never know if you don't try.
Person 2: No, I don't love her. Please. Shut up.
Person 1: Whatever man... you're just in love denial. Stop pushing away your feelings, it's not healthy.

by Ne0nDust January 12, 2017

Dick in denial

A really annoying, abusive and irritating twat who thinks they are the best.

Jack: "I really hate that guy"
Jason: "Me too"
Jack: "He's a dick in denial

by anonymous123456787654321 July 20, 2009

Voider In Denial

When one is so far gone into the void that they feel they aren't in it to begin with.

Look at that guy who lives behind me, he's a lvl 4 voider in denial

by Chuzer December 30, 2014

Approval of the denial

It’s the yes to to the no , when its a definite no but you get a yes

Badi “bro , I slid in her DM’s and she gave me her number”

Dude 2 “yes badi , it’s the approval of the denial”

by Badiii December 21, 2020