i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.

Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

double standards

something that bitches uses against men

"you cant hit me i'm a woman" as double standards

by daddysaddy April 27, 2022

standard holocaust

Unit of population equivalent to 6 million people. Named after the most commonly reported Jewish death toll during the holocaust. Sometimes considered offensive.

Have you seen Pewdiepie's youtube channel, man? He has over 60 million subscribers. That's like 10 standard holocausts!

by fake news peddler July 17, 2018

community standards

A bunch of KGB spies of their snowflake division monitor everything you post or say and put you in the Facebook Gulag without a trial or appeal. This is one small step towards communism

Facebook community standards

by DEAN JEANIE December 1, 2022

truck standards

When a guys truck is so nice it raises your standards for them

Girl: Jeff's like a 4
Girl 2: Yeah but his truck is lifted so he's like a 7 with truck standards

by Eddy graham May 27, 2014