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fucktard

The lack of imagination in the definitions for this word is astonishing to me.

A fucktard is a metally and/or physically retarded person who is used by a non-retarded person for sexual gratification.

To call someone a fucktard is a vicious (and perhaps hilarious) insult because it is so spectacularly degrading. When you call someone a fucktard, you are not merely calling him or her a complete idiot, you are further implying that he or she is a kind of deranged whore who deserves the sexual degradation of being used as a sort of "human blow-up doll" (even as he or she might not even have the mental capacity to understand the sex acts that are performed on her or his possibly deformed body).

There is the additional repulsive dimension of possible sexual slavery on the part of the helpless or low-functioning retarded person.

People with Down's Syndrome might make especially good fucktards because they appear to be so affectionate, happy, and pliant.

Consider the following awful scenarios the next time you call someone a fucktard:
I'm so horny, but who has time to pick up women? I'm going to go down to the adult daycare and get me a fucktard.

or

I got a new fucktard that I keep locked up in my bedroom closet.

or

This new fucktard I found is blind in one eye, so I can pop out her glass eye and skull fuck her.
by vicious asshole January 12, 2009
mugGet the fucktardmug.

fucktard

John Kerry is a fucktard.

He is totally indecisive about everything.I bet he debates himself for hours in the morning over whther or not to tie his shoes!
Bush = can make up his mind and is not a fucktard like Kerry.
by kerry blows elves September 27, 2004
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fucktard

One who acts retarded and thinks he knows everything.
Elliott is a fucktard
by Devin December 5, 2006
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Fucktarded

aka: super fucktarded.

when someone is extremely fucking retarded, or that someone is a fucking retard.
"She is super Fucktarded , I mean look at her!"
mugGet the Fucktardedmug.

fucktard

You are such an Ass-Ramming Fucktard.
by Grey Ghost March 20, 2003
mugGet the fucktardmug.

Fucktard

Half Fuckhead,(fucked in the head), and half retarded or low IQ. Usually denotes unreasonable male behavior with stupid logic as in outbursts of jealousy, anger or demands.
Knock it off, you are walking the Fucktard Line.
You are such a Fucktard.
by VirginiaS September 14, 2007
mugGet the Fucktardmug.

Fucktard

Fucking idiot

Moron

Retard

Smacktard

Also known as A.j.
1. Your being such an A.j.
2. Your being such a fucktard
3. Your being such an smacktard
4.Your being suck a Moron
5.Your being such a retard
by Not matthew March 27, 2007
mugGet the Fucktardmug.

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