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Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.
'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'
by stepbanter August 20, 2014
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Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.
I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?
by Singster725 December 9, 2008
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satanic ELMO

is a Russian undercover who prays to the demon
he is here who SATANIC ELMO
by child hood obesity October 15, 2019
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Sataner's dozen

The number eleven.

Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.
John Stuart "Obama hasn't been to church in eleven sundays, well thats a Sataner's Dozen!"
by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009
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Sataned eggs

They're like Deviled eggs, but when secretly made with copious amounts of hot sauce they become hellishly, unbearably hot. Truly, they've become SATANED EGGS!
Holy shit Daniel! These aren't Deviled eggs, they're Sataned eggs! PASS ME THE MILK, HURRY!!!
by Telephony February 21, 2018
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Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship
I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.
by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019
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Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.
Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.
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