bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened

mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer

by ninaur November 16, 2022

half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.

Sorry! My half cancer is acting up

by Astreet13 February 3, 2017

cancer random

An unreputable individual

He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random

by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020

Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.

YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a

by Angels best December 8, 2016

cancers and libra

cancers and libras get along so well , they are just perfect for each other, a libra is an out going loud person who is always there for you when a cancer is a sensitive kinda shy person, but put them together and you’ll laugh with them for hours,

cancers and libra

girl 1:they are so cute together, what’s there signs?
girl 2:he’s a cancer and she’s a libra

girl 1:that explains it

by ivy smith April 2, 2021

Gullet Cancer

The two words you don't particularly want to hear from your doctor, but if some day you WERE to hear them you'd probably rupture your gullet laughing about how great the word gullet is.

Doc: I'm sorry sir... You have gullet cancer.

You: Ahahahahaha... *strokes neck* Ooooohh...

by No Dizzle April 9, 2016

puppet cancer

1. A form of cancer that, when contracted, transforms you into a puppet version of yourself.
"Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. Cancer for puppets.
"Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"

1. "Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. "Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"

by Chris Amigo June 9, 2014