(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.
Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.
by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

by iloveturtles21 October 19, 2020

by Wolfthunder550 May 2, 2018

by a person that hates minecraft December 11, 2020

A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.
Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay
by _Llama_Llady_ July 13, 2020

by Butler! October 20, 2020

Zoom could be when you "zoom in the screen" which means you get a image closer or more but Zoom is also an meeting app wich destroyed many student's and teacher's lives.
X:Hi, wanna come to the park later?
Y:Sorry, I can't, I have a Zoom meeting later and I need to get ready
X:How are Zoom classes?
Teacher:I hate them,the students can't understand that much.
Y:Sorry, I can't, I have a Zoom meeting later and I need to get ready
X:How are Zoom classes?
Teacher:I hate them,the students can't understand that much.
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 November 2, 2020
