A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.
Often a gearslut.
Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022

'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them
by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019

Samatha: I posted a picture of you on Instagram girl!
Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.
Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.
by Lol Bella lol February 15, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media
Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"
by HassleCaugh June 17, 2016

by Rybandz May 7, 2018

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
