It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022
Get the Warm funnel cakemug. The act of pretending to be interested in a relationship by doing romantic or couple-like gestures—usually just to increase your chances of cracking buns.
by Playatech June 2, 2025
Get the Fake cakingmug. When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016
Get the sandy crab cakemug. The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.
John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
by Uniquexox November 23, 2014
Get the cake in a mugmug. An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
Get the cake and staremug. Typically a pasty-white overweight person.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!
by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010
Get the Suncream Cakemug. by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022
Get the Red Velvet Cakemug.