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douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017
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douch

douch is know as a jerk or someone who wants things done their own way
Man he's such a douch, he cant just tell people how to do things his way .
by steven ford July 12, 2017
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douche

A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.
Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.
by melsie February 15, 2010
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DOUCHE

A person, GENERALLY a man, who is shallow & hot...a PLAYER with a SLICK game. He is USUALLY very attractive & well-groomed, but his lack of conscience and self- absorbed behavior renders him completely intolerable to be around.
"I am horny, but MY GOD, He's such a DOUCHE... I just want to punch him in the face."
by Here To Help 711 July 31, 2016
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douche flute

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019
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Douche Stamp

A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?
by Babardouchebaginator June 10, 2010
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douche coosh

The bitch chick who may or may not be attractive but fucks like a goddess without limits.... and loves cutting peoples egos down... cause she don't give a fuck (Unless you ask)
That douche coosh broad totally made my brother cry last night... and stole his cash
by SubluxateLexiconsForVexation December 18, 2015
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