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douche

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.
by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011
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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is
is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead
by the_douche_knower February 1, 2025
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Douche l'Orange

A derigatory nickname for Donald Trump.
In a tweet yesterday, Douche l'Orange chastised yet another person who said something negative about him.
by Typo_Knig February 11, 2017
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Douche powow

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.
Dude, wheres our boss?

He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups
by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011
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douche bag

A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.
You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.
by turbododge April 11, 2010
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soul douche

"bitch please, you're so nasty, you need a soul douche!"
by EG67 June 14, 2012
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