shock the monkey

When a redneck pees on a spark plug

Hey Billy Bob d'you hear bout Billy Joe. He done shock the monkey an nearly kill'd he'self

by Trevor W September 25, 2007

Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.

I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.

by jaz October 28, 2004

homosexual monkey

John Jennings' mate of choice.

that stupid monkey that picked the TV shows in that stupid movie... fucking kangaroos

by John Newbrough April 5, 2004

Monkey Girl

1. From the Root word monkeyA rare female monkey that lives in the trees of urban areas.

A:Typically will make you laugh your head off if you start a conversation with her.

3. A Carnival Queen currently married to the Snake Man one tent over in most carnivals.

I don't know how I have lived with out knowing Monkey Girl.

I feel the Monkey Girl inside of me calling me to go climb a tree!

by Monkey Girl February 17, 2005

Rack MonKey

An IT Term for a RACK Mounted "MONitor KEYboard and mouse" system. Also a term for a sys-admin or rack building tech.

Bossman: Hey Dexter, how you going to control all the servers in that rack.

Dexter: We'll use a Rack MonKey. A-duh.

by PeterPo July 8, 2009

Monkey Fist

A villain from the disney channel cartoon, "Kim Possible". It is also a term used to call or describe someone with features much similar to those of a monkey.

Also interchangeable with "Gorilla face"

"Dude, look at monkey fist over there!"

"Holy shit man; I thought that was someone's pet."

by ssayarath April 18, 2010

Toilet Monkey

The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet

Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.

by Furnend March 30, 2011