Mexican Oak

The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”

“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”

by Vitreol March 15, 2019

Mexican Pinball

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.

Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!

by CasperWhite October 3, 2020

mexican cropduster

farting in a crouded hallway after eating food from a mexican restaraunt like chipotle or taco bell.

dude,. do you smell that?!
ya, i think steve had mexican food last night i think he's a mexican cropduster today

by banana moonpie August 13, 2010

Spicy Mexican sushi

The sex act of 4 partners involved in a human centipede circle all attached to harnesses. A 5th person is on the outside rubbing hot sauce and sushi on their stomachs.

Yeaaaah man, Karen wanted me to do the “spicy Mexican sushi” with her and like all of her friends. I told her I didn’t like fish.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

mexican mason

An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.

Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.

by Hard Ass Nipples April 10, 2019

Mexican Gaslight

The individual known as Soli on discord

"Did you actually send him a big black cock!?" - Vicar
"No I sent him MIIIiiiiiiIIIINNNnnnnEEEEEE" - Soli 2022

Typical Mexican Gaslight behavior

by Animica July 23, 2022

the great mexican wall

The wall asked to be built by the cunt that is Donald Trump being high as fuck.

Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."

by undefinedVoid October 14, 2017