Pink laws are paper laws or rules that aren't generally or sufficiently practiced or enforced but are used or can be used arbitrarily on people or to selectively target people by corrupt authorities or others.
Having to get a business license when you're starting out a business in this city is a pink law man, I'm telling you people run businesses here without licenses, it's normal over here. Sure some get caught but it's normal to run a small business here without a license.
by Mirs1799 October 9, 2025
Get the Pink Lawmug. step-co-parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the step-co-parent-in-lawmug. 
Get the stepfather-in-lawmug. 
A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".
"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"
Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."
Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."
Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."
Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."
Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020
Get the Jordan's Lawmug. As an online discussion between furries grows longer, the probability of someone asking about role-playing approaches 1.
There it is Fox's law in action, in under 10 minutes of encountering another furry they've asked about role-playing.
by another damn furry March 13, 2024
Get the Fox's Lawmug. The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
Get the warmongler lawmug.