Touche` Douche`

Nice come back douchebag
Oh it's on now
Insult duel

None for you whore,

Touche` douche`

by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020

Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'

Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"

by rachie.nodle November 13, 2017

Ba-douching

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move

Jacob has straight been ba-douching the only complex since the first day he got here

by Julz London April 9, 2022

Douche bag

1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person

Thomas Edison is a Douche bag

by benjaplop December 18, 2012

The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

Douche conoe

Bryan Toon

Bryan is such a douche conoe

by Queen fucking bitch23 February 13, 2018

douche hypothermia

A condition brought on by overexposure to one or a series of douche chills.

"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"

by kraeg June 17, 2009