One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.
"Hey Tyler"
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009
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Get the Swag in the bag mug.referring the readiness/level of intoxication of an individual who will be securely placed within a large hockey bag unbeknownst to him. The said individual will usually be a friend/roommate who is a character of diminished mental faculties, one of smaller stature, and who is alarmingly inebriated.
Dan: Hey, is Drake bag worthy yet?
Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.
Dan: Good, that should do the trick.
Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.
Dan: Good, that should do the trick.
by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007
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a nasty person by association with a nasty,unpleasant thing.
a type of insult.
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by informer27 April 5, 2009
Get the wank-bag mug.A place where you might rest your (testicle)bag. Often upon the chin or forehead or across the nose of a nearby trog. Also used as an even more derogratory term for an idiot or douche bag.
Example 1). "Dude, this bag stand is going 50 MPH in the fast lane.. I want to end his stupid life"
Example 2). "That sluts face is the perfect bag stand." "indeed"
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