anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

anal

verb: when you have an orgasm and it comes out of your ass

adjective: relating to the anus

ex1: i'm going to have an anal!
ex2: carlos and valerie had anal sex.

by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023

Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.

Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.

by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020

Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force

Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.

by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020

Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

Anal

When he put his peepee in the butthole

Bill Nye and I tried anal last night, it was awesome!

by Zaddy Man69 August 15, 2019

The Anal Orchid

When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand.

Last evening my uncle told me that he got his hand stuck in hisx womans asss. I asked him," how is that possible.?" He replied, " my technique is,l giving her the Anal Orchid
When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand."

by Skip Jones July 7, 2023