Wet DJ

When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.

For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-

by GenericEgg June 28, 2024

wet buritto

When a girl saves her period in a cup, and dumps it on a cock and then blows it.

She gave him the old wet buritto

by Realwordpolice July 6, 2024

Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024

Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 24, 2024

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

Wuhan Wet Market

Incredibly unhygienic pussy and ground zero for AIDs 2.0. (NEVER TAP)

Person 1- Man that bitch's pussy was the Wuhan Wet Market.

Person 2- You are fucked my ni...

Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*

by o8fkdjbivudfnv July 28, 2024