JACK GARRIS

a pineapple eating poop making machine, what a spumpy kid jack garris is ;p love that for u honey boo boo.

jack garris is a pile of shit

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Jack King

The name of a lonely person who jerks (or jacks) off a lot.

"Hahaha, look at that Jack King. What a lonely bastard."

by watcher woo September 20, 2013

mud jack

v. The act of deficating in ones hand (or using feces from acquired from anywhere) and using the feces as lubrication to masturbate.

I mud jacked in the shower last night.

by smangz March 22, 2011

Jack Metzger

A idiot that plays Fortnite, and wants to be a cringy Fortnite streamer. Wannabe Fortnite streamer. And likes hot dogs with milk on it.

The Jack Metzger is really retarded and fat.

by Jack Metzger October 25, 2018

Jack Murr

A unit of measurement referring to 3 inches or less or pertaining to an overall small size. Often referring to the penis.

Boy, I heard he's packing a Jack Murr, he ain't gonna get no girls with that.

by Monicanation September 15, 2016

Jack Riyn

Jack Riyn is a guy who is dumber than shit, has no penis only coochie, and white as fucking snow. he likes to leave people on seen and bully his fandom because hes an asshole :) follow @coochiejack on instagram

someone: “do you see that pale idiotic guy with no penis”
jack riyn fandom: “oh yeah thats just jack riyn”

by coochiejack July 25, 2019

Jack Staley

Totally hot guy... he's so nice and always thinks of others before himself...

Pete : My feet are cold!
Jack Staley: Here, have my socks.

by Jiggle Jobbles October 18, 2010