douche

its french for shower

its also a dickhead

Je me Douche
WTF!
it means i had a shower
O...i thought you said im a douche

by applepinerd November 16, 2011

Douche canoe

Someone who is. More then a douche bag

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe

by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016

Douche Babe

noun. A slang term - often used by women in a jestful or derogatory manner - that condescendingly refers to a man’s best bro.

Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.

Him: “I’m headed out for a few drinks. Be back later. Love you!”

Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”

by The Bearded Wunder April 13, 2022

internet douche

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014

douche-fag

A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a

douche manner.

ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."

ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."

by mr_chili September 2, 2011

douche machine

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018