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munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
by Beester May 16, 2009
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chatter-fuck

when two straight male friends are hanging out somewhere like a casual night. they are relatively comfortable with each other and start to talk about any thing. eventually they start to talk about their personal and sexual lives and might ask qusetions like; "what hand do you jerk off with?", "how many times a week do you jerk off?" most times the two people get so comfortable with each other the end of the conversation results in the two friends hooking-up or jerking off.
Chad and Steve were hanging out when their night turned into a chatter-fuck.
by anonymous4321e November 17, 2009
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fuck-sighted

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked
Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.
by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011
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Fucking Ficus

Fucking Ficus is used to express your anger when you have done something wrong or something bad has happened to you.
Ninja - 'hey, imma kill you'

you - ' Fucking FICUS!'
by nomnomliam March 29, 2011
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Shweet as fuck

To be used when something is very sweet tasting, or just sweet generally. Should always be said in a drunken Swedish accent.
Luka: Oh my God! This cake is shweet as fuck!
by grimy_bear April 7, 2011
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fuck track

The track on a hip hop album that is slower, smother, or more r&b, to encourage you to put the moves on your lady.
Slow Jamz on College Dropout is the fuck track of the album.
by akumanouta April 12, 2011
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Drink-Fuck

A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another.
Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.
by jazz4 May 6, 2011
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