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Titties & Milk

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)
Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!
by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019
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Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.
"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"
by CBT42069 November 19, 2019
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Titter fritters

a funny saying for when you’re mad. Like Awwwww titter fritters.
Jared’s cheating on me?!?!? Jared you freakin’ titter fritters!!!!!!!
by Mystery?!?!? December 9, 2019
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Tittie wide

A tittie wide is a takyn a leah or a luca also known as bitch cheek or reed. Gnag
by Cabbages are cool October 19, 2019
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Tittie twister

When somebody twists your nipples to inflict pain
When I was in primary school I was always given tittie twisters finding it amusing to twist my nipples in front of girls
by Wedgie boy124 October 31, 2019
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Titter-Boy

Kid who has gigantic tits; mostly applied to males.
Damn, that fatass is really a titter-boy.
by Angelicco January 14, 2020
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Tittie deprivitus

When a man has not seen titties in over a week. This is a very serious disease that can cause death without seeing titties for this long period of time
Help I need you to take your shirt off I’m suffering from tittie deprivitus
by Wen Schouten January 31, 2020
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