hot life guard

I know you girls were looking at me at pointe Hilton 😏 hmu

The hot life guard at pointe Hilton

by Hot life guard October 21, 2017

Past Love Life

People who a person has originally had sex with or kissed.

Skylar’s past love life is pretty much easy to explain because in the past she and Kai have kissed.

by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

pre-life crisis

A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

by jclovis3 March 31, 2017

casual life shitting

When you've become so close with someone that you can shit on each other's lives without anyone taking offense.

My brother and I are so close that casual life shitting has become completely normal in my house.

by pegasus1231 May 14, 2014

Retire from life

Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.

*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"

by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015

low life chaser

Person ( male or female) who is attracted to scummy people.

"Man that Jackie is really into scumbags."
" Yeah she's a real low life chaser bra' a regular LLC

by Ribbone May 6, 2018

carved out life

when you feel like your bf/gf just carved you out of their life and ignores you

Dude last night kallie didnt answer her phone, she hasnt talked to me in like three days.

I guess she flug you a carved out life

by loveshermanbutsometimes... August 4, 2009