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douche

Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...
I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.
by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009
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douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.
Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
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Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.
"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."
by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021
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Douche canoe

by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019
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douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
by FunkyVs December 26, 2013
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Douche Bungalow

The house in which a large group of Douches live together.
Bob: "Have you seen Jersey Shore?"
Jill: "Yeah, they're living in a douche bungalow"
by Dungpo Smith November 22, 2010
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douche tart

my husband is such a douche tart
by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025
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