Poop in your tooth

1. It means to have very disgusting breath.

2. To have cavities that look like Doo doo

Examples:

1. Man Jeffrey has "poop in his tooth".

2. Oh heck word I'm gonna brush my teeth so I don't get "poop in my tooth".

3. Man you have poop in your tooth so be quiet you lady of the night

by PsychpPr3tz3l_Tv July 15, 2019

Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

by mellamoluke July 23, 2016

Pee and Poop debate

A debate/discussion over an incredibly mundane topic that became far too serious.

"Those people argued over the real name of a god damn movie character for 30 minutes"
"A Pee and Poop debate if I've ever seen one."

by Bacon Bangs in Bank February 10, 2021

Post poop euphoria

The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE

I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.

After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!

by BROs in paradise April 9, 2023

Just took a poop

Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.

Markus: *takes a poop*

Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"

by Goattedburdie November 13, 2019

cock poop octopus

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.

"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"

by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014

THOUSAND YEAR POOP

A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"

*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*

Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!

Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!

by Guymans February 4, 2013