by walkitoutdougie February 18, 2012
Get the Swag in the bag mug.A place where you might rest your (testicle)bag. Often upon the chin or forehead or across the nose of a nearby trog. Also used as an even more derogratory term for an idiot or douche bag.
Example 1). "Dude, this bag stand is going 50 MPH in the fast lane.. I want to end his stupid life"
Example 2). "That sluts face is the perfect bag stand." "indeed"
Example 2). "That sluts face is the perfect bag stand." "indeed"
by Uniboehmer February 14, 2009
Get the Bag Stand mug.referring the readiness/level of intoxication of an individual who will be securely placed within a large hockey bag unbeknownst to him. The said individual will usually be a friend/roommate who is a character of diminished mental faculties, one of smaller stature, and who is alarmingly inebriated.
Dan: Hey, is Drake bag worthy yet?
Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.
Dan: Good, that should do the trick.
Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.
Dan: Good, that should do the trick.
by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007
Get the bag worthy mug.A bag (shopping bag, trash bag etc) that a male uses to ejaculate in while masterbating to maintain unsoiled bed sheets and to conceal evidence of pleasure from parents.
After my dad discovered and disposed of my sperm bag hiding under my bed, he thought it was a good opportunity to talk to me about my hormones, how to properly use a condom and the benefits of practicing safe sex.
by ericjr85 January 11, 2012
Get the sperm bag mug.The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.
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Ronny,and Vinny.
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by Paolo Rigranadia November 22, 2010
Get the Douche bag mug.Stoner 1- Dude, did you bring over the bong?
Stoner 2- Yeah, its in the bag of briefcaseness
Stoner 3- Awesome
Stoner 2- Yeah, its in the bag of briefcaseness
Stoner 3- Awesome
by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008
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