douche bag billi

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag

You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie

by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021

Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021

Doucheful

Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).

He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 23, 2021

Douche Caboose

The brother of the girl you with.

Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?

by Ajudichop April 24, 2021

douche-pickle

A mean spirited person.

Usually directed at a cis gendered male.

He is such a douche-pickle.

When Johnny was saying disrespectful things about trans people he sounded like a real douche-pickle.

by Lily's Vocabulary July 31, 2022

Douche

Whenever three (3) or more safety professionals gather in a group, it is called a “Douche”.

Heads up, there’s a Safety Douche coming to inspect us.

Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.

by Captain Safe-T June 16, 2022