Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

by sspm22 May 31, 2020

Simp

A word made by Reddit virgins to prevent people (most commonly men) from treating women like shit

You complimented her dress? What a simp

by area11fan June 18, 2020

SIMP

S.I.M.P Mayonayse on an escalator goin up stairs gonna see yah later (Portrayed by Micle Jackky)

Hey look a SIMP

by deez seggy nuts April 12, 2022

Simp

Chris

Chris Simps for Aimee

by B1tchyBoi April 27, 2020

simp

a word that aisr boys use when theyre lonely and cant pull so they take it out on boys that are normal

normal boy: *doesnt start screaming at a girl for not passing or whatever*
aisr fucked up boy: BROOOO OMG U SIMP SHES SO BAD

by username7335 February 19, 2024

Simp

A man with a tiny dick that likes egirls.

Simp: donates to pokimane.
Pokimane: says mans username.
Simp: gets boner.

by Kenny_yt December 24, 2020

Simp

Dylan

Dylan is a simp.

by Dop12345 October 31, 2020