Nice one, Tel

The highest form of approval one friend can offer another.

Male Friend #1: I'm going on a holiday to Adelaide... First class all the way!

Male Friend #2: Nice one, Tel

by Stuey C. Larke March 27, 2019

Let’s chief one

Politely asking someone do they want to smoke a blunt with you

Definition: let’s chief one is an action adverb : to invite a 420 friend to smoke a blunt with you.

by MzChief Beatshop April 15, 2018

One sided coin

One sided coin ~ (noun)

Meaning: Predictable, shallow, no depth of character.

As always Sarah went to the bar, got drunk, cried about how “hard “ her life is. She loves saying “that’s not fair!”

“She is such a one sided coin”

by Cheesebitez182 April 6, 2020

One logger clogger

When you clog the toilet with one large turd. The turf tends to just kind of waller around in there.

Hey, do you have a plunger? Just had a one logger clogger. Yeah, man. No U-bend for this thing. Gonna have to chop it up

by Joebock November 22, 2020

One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020

having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!

If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”

by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020

Mess with one’s desires

When you use someone’s desires to make them feel incompetent or worthless

If you tell someone that they won’t get something they want if they’re unable to do something and it makes them feel incompetent as a result then you would, in short, mess with one’s desires

by YuOfTheNight April 28, 2020