Suck my pelican

It mean suck my long dick, and be offended because you can really suck my pelican -Kenzie Bushe

Nigga suck my pelican!

by Kenziiee12 September 2, 2016

See my 😃

"See my 😃" is a thing for high iq thinkers.

Friend: Yo, sup david, what's new?
David: SEE MY 😃
Friend: i don't get it
David: SEE MY 😃

by BoThinkIqBigLol August 10, 2018

Smoke my Beef

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say

Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole

by AYoungadolecentafricanmale June 20, 2017

Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008

Pissing on my shit

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

by hintfo June 9, 2012

sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear

I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..

by ChonieMama February 11, 2008

smokin my stuff

means doing ya own thang be an individual

I'm here making music and smokin my stuff

by Melsy April 25, 2006