A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.
Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.
Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.
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Last night I saw a Real Life Superhero named Tothian patrolling around New York City, keeping people safe!
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