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Slick Johnson 

“I am out of condoms, I’ll just slick Johnson this chicken

Mollie Johnson 

(n.) someone who smells like eggs
Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!
Mollie Johnson by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018

thomas johnson high school 

The best high school around no doubts about it the casual juuling and the okay teachers don’t mind it better than BCMS by a lot so don’t get your hopes up but it’s nothing without the fights that cause 69 cops to come to the school
have you been to thomas johnson high school? no but i’ve been to BCMS and it’s shit

Logan Johnson

A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.
I wanna be a Logan Johnson when I grow up.
Logan Johnson by Lil' jimmy December 21, 2018

Magic Johnson 

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."
Magic Johnson by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019

meg johnson 

no one:
meg johnson: i’m meg johnson
meg johnson by gameninja2000 January 13, 2019