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Social Networking High 

The euphoric feeling when people respond to whatever you post on your countless profiles.
Friend 1 - OMG, today alone, someone wrote on my Wall, IM'ed me, commented on my profile picture, reblogged my post, Retweeted my tweet, liked my status and my video has like 1000 hits! I must be important.

Friend 2 - You my friend are on a serious Social Networking High.
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south lyon high school 

A school where everyone is super judgmental. Mostly white school yet half the boys try to act like thugs because they smoke weed and wear designer brands. This school thrives on talking shit about other people and all people talk about is others. If you don’t wear designer or talk a lot of shit and do drugs you will not fit in to this school. South Lyon High School is one of two high schools in South Lyon and is known as the better school.
“hey there’s South Lyon high school!” “Oh yeah the whitest school in the state full of drugs and the most snobbish judgmental people!”

King Philip High School 

The school that is made up of the tri town or the towns of Wrentham Plainville and Norfolk. The juul capital of the tri town, one time some dude flushed a tee shirt down the toilet and we all got to leave early.
Student 1: Yo dude where can I get a juul? Student 2: Just go to King Philip High School and look in any bathroom bro!

West valley high school 

A shitty school located in middle of nowhere aka Anderson California most students their vape in the bathrooms and get high in the class, they sacrifice eagles on their roof of their classes and have a tree called the virgin tree (where people have sex on school grounds and throw their shoes in the tree), most the students their are rednecks and druggies that have s.t.d.'s from their orgy's in the bathroom.
Dude 1. Hey what school you going to.
Dude 2. West valley high school, why
Dude 1. Dont you guys have orgy's and sacrifice eagles.
Dude 2. Yeah why?
West valley high school by Mr idk February 19, 2019

East Rowan High School 

A shitty run down molding school, ran by Mrs. German who doesn’t do anything and looks like Rosie O’Donnell. Smells like shit because everyone vapes in the bathrooms. Worst teacher there is named Mr. Waddell, he doesn’t teach and looks like a bald penguin.
You go to East Rowan High School?
Yeah it’s pretty garbage

Gaithersburg High School 

A racially diverse high school in Montgomery County whose mascot is the Trojans (yes, very funny). Although it has a bad reputation (a local newspaper published an article calling the school a "gang factory") and students often complain that the building is falling apart (well, OK, it is), GHS has excellent athletic, art, and academic programs available for students who choose to be involved. Unfortunately, the school had three different principals from 2003 to 2007.
Gaithersburg High School student: "Yeah, I go to Gaithersburg."
Churchill student: "Oh, I'm sorry..."

or

GHS student: "Yeah, I go to Gaithersburg."
Whitman student: "Aren't you terrified?!"
GHS student: "Uhh, no?"

salesian high school 

Half the student body got kicked out already
Step kid : yo why u transfer

Salesian kid:I got kicked out for throw a snowball
Salesian high school