dirty george washington

The act of fucking your dog repeatedly then kissing your wife as a bird bites your dick off.

Man the Dirty George Washington hurts a lot but sure was it fun!

by dasani_water☆ September 5, 2023

cowboy george

cowboy George is a guy that has a small penis. he is a not nice guy. he thinks he's the the shit. he's not the smartest.

that must be a cowboy George

by big farmer man December 14, 2023

mr george

The biggest, dumbest, gayest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He always thinks he's the coolest. And constantly brags about what a great glazier he is. A really American hero (in his own mind)

Me, "Hey, Don, who's the biggest, dumbest, gayest mother fucker you know? "
Don, " Oh, that would have to be Mr George Moretto. I can't think of a bigger, dumber, or gayer mother fucker than that guy. And, he's ALWAYS fucking up at work. One disaster after another. He's what you get if you stacked shit 6'4"

by Noel Gonzalez December 14, 2023

lucid george

A lucid george is where your friend only starts to talk a girl when you start taking a partner interest in them. They will continue to talk or flirt with them. When the relationship ends they will stop talking to them completely as if they never talked before.

bro stop being a lucid george

by horeheigh December 18, 2023

King George

When your partner asks you to ejaculate on a specific body part and you miss completely.

Wow. You really King Georged it when I asked you to cum on my face. You completely missed and it's all over the pillow.

by AT Realist December 29, 2023

King George

When your partner ask you to ejaculate on a specific body part but your aim is so bad, you miss your target completely at point blank range.

Her: Cum on my tits.

Him: Misses completely and cums all over her face.

Her: Wow. You really pulled a King George on that one.

by AT Realist January 11, 2024

daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024