douche mansion

Wanna sit here for lunch?

Nah, the douche mansion is sitting right there
by wilhelmina12345678 December 30, 2015
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douche drownder

A heavy downpour of rain.
The crops could use a good douche drownder.
by Gonad the Ball Bearing July 22, 2023
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flaming douch bag

Daw W
When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
by ____penie November 09, 2017
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douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.
"You're a douche sailboat Chad"
by israinpee January 22, 2014
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Douche Rag

See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??
by THE BOMB DIG March 01, 2012
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douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.
you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*
by doucheguns August 12, 2014
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douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.
" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'
by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010
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