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Chocolate Blumpkin

(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.
“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”
by MissourianMuntGod23 April 27, 2024
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Chocolate

1. A sweet brown piece of candy made from cacao. Usually multiple squares merged into a bar of it.
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".
1. "Hey, isn't this chocolate yummy?"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"
by Femtanyl December 11, 2023
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Sexual Chocolate

When something is really good or a task goes very well. As chocolate and sex are also good together.
Bloke 1: Mate, that gearbox went in sweet.
Bloke 2: Yea mate, like sexual chocolate.
by Here's Brucey February 10, 2019
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Chocolate dipped strawberry

The sex act of sticking only the tip into a womans asshole
man: woah bro jenny gave me a chocolate dipped strawberry last night
by pupcorez November 4, 2021
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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
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dark-white chocolate

A white man with swag, soul, flavor and sex appeal
When he walks into the room you just know he has that dark-white chocolate deep down inside of him
by Interiorfix March 24, 2025
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chocolate rosebudding

The act of anally penetrating the asshole of a black male and therefore causing slight swelling, giving the appearance of a blooming rose.
William was arrested on multiple counts of chocolate rosebudding. It was once said that no black mans ass was ever to be safe around him.
by oh, that guy... March 19, 2014
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