Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

Three bears body

Not to big, not to small, just right

Damn baby girl you have a three bears body

by MattHadder June 3, 2024

bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them

"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"

by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010

Bear fisting

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.

by The memeler May 30, 2025

Gummy bear

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah

by amogus 7 November 22, 2021

Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.

This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx

by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025