bag of pigeons

the description one gives when you have a really bad turd.

I have just been to the toilet and it was like opening a bag of pigeons.

by the boosh May 9, 2005

bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.

I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.

by AmЕn July 20, 2016

boiling in the bag

to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child

Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

Bag of Briefcaseness

Basically, any bag that contains drugs or drug paraphranelia.

Stoner 1- Dude, did you bring over the bong?
Stoner 2- Yeah, its in the bag of briefcaseness
Stoner 3- Awesome

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

Douche Bag

1:A person who thinks their better than others

2:A person who thinks their cool but not

3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn

4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem

5: A person who puts you down

6: Someone who never listen to what you say

7: Cleans a female vagina

"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure"

"your such a douche bag.."

by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009

Douche bag

The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.

Mike- The Situation
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.

Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina

by Paolo Rigranadia November 22, 2010

Bag of hoe

When a robber puts a bunch of hoes in a bag then rapes them when he gets home

I got a bag of hoe last night.

by sexyninja69 February 2, 2009