Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

calm your boner

when a dude is way to excited to do something to a point where its gay.

x: DUDE i cant wait for the sleep over tonight..... were gonna watch some porn!

y: Calm your boner!

by cogan dexler January 18, 2011

Tagged your ass

Tagging someone in a picture without their consent

John: "What happened to that picture of me nude at the party last night?"

Steve: "I put it on Facebook. Tagged your ass."

by Chazach October 24, 2010

pimple on your ass

a "mark" on your permanent record

a mistake

in literal terms, something really gross.

"It's no skin off my nose not being your friend!" said Kelsey
"It's just a pimple on your ass then!" Rachel chuckled to herself.

Dude, that pimple on your ass is raunchy.

by Sum&Aut July 17, 2006

beat your dudley

A slang form of the word masterbation

I was beatin my dudley last night while i was thinking of your mom.

by Russell Collins June 22, 2005

your ole doll

A northern irish word for your mother, to mean your old doll.

jesus hey theres your ole doll.

here i need a lift to the town, go on get your ole doll to throw us in there lad.(lad: as in to say boy or girl)

hey your old dolls got some rack and minge on here hey(you mother has nice boobs and fanny)

by rory o August 4, 2007

where's your mouth?

A bragging statement after you do something spectacular which is meant to be answered with dumbfounded silence.

Bruce and his beerpong partner Sally were losing 9 cups to 0. Suddenly, they proceeded to hit 10 cups in a row to steal the victory and Bruce exclaimed, "Where's your mouth?" Their opponents shook their heads and Bruce and Sally embraced.

by toolguru January 5, 2009