Sean Bean

An extremely Rugged and hot man, who is unfortunately always dead / has been eviserated many times for no reason other than that he is too fucking hot to be allowed to exist

man 1: ay I'd go gay for Sean Bean
man 2: well that's unfortunate

man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again

by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020

Bean

Slang for clitoris.

"Hi bean" is a common greeting for lesbos

by J-stay June 21, 2017

Beans

Sexual intercourse

“Hey bro did you get it done last night?”
“Yeah for sure, I gave her the beans.”

by Jepsteins Island March 24, 2022

Bean

Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.

Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird

You’re being a bean

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

bean dip

"bean dip" a quote from the purcy Jackson musical

"bean dip" says bob the stinky step father

by material gworllllll February 6, 2022

porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

Bean Donut

Adjective

Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.

'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'

'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'

by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018