Ho-Ass

A spiteful term, usually associated with someone who is doing something not approved by other people. Also closely associated with the term whack ass.

Why ain't you coming out tonight with us? Man, don't be a Ho-Ass...

by tangokilo421 March 13, 2010

ass death

something that sounds/smells horribly rancid.

Meg's laugh during "Singin' in the Rain" sounded like ass death!

by ubermartha November 21, 2004

Ass crickets

Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.

The noise from a chain reactor fart.

Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Ass-ron

Fourth of six levels of Ass.
A way of one-upping someone using the term "Ass-mat"

"You Ass-mat."
"Ass-ron!"

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

Slab Ass

The feeling of numbness in the buttocks that one gets after sitting on a hard/cold surface for too long.

I've got to get up and walk about about a bit. I've got a bad case of slab ass.

by sefff October 20, 2008

Ass Spackle

When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.

Did you just shit? Know thats my ass spackle.

by David Love May 18, 2008

Ass Baby

One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.

-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.

by Hauss Piece July 20, 2011