Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing

Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!

by Liltigz October 20, 2021

Douche Gilbertson

A term to describe someone who ruins the fun.

Timmy is really being a douche gilbertson.

by Dakota Rambler September 24, 2021

Douche bagner

1. Another word for a matt wagner.
2. Some one very petty that drawls a lot. Professional artist

Who's that guy with Gucci man's tattoo on his arm? Oh, thats Douche Bagner!

by Jeff "the rock" Johnson July 12, 2021

Douche Tuber

A douchebag that makes YouTube videos. Usually the videos are of them being a Douche.

"Jake Paul is such a Douche Tuber, why do you watch him?"

by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021

Douched

When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.

Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.

by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021

Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.

by vanern August 3, 2021